Becoming Close With Someone... In a Whole New Way

Ah intimacy. There is nothing better than being intimate with someone else no? Well then, I have just the product for you from Fleet. Have a gander HERE.

Interesting no? Now lets focus on a small portion of the advertisement;

Reasons for elective rectal cleansing include perceived health benefits, or use before or after anal intimacy.

Anal intimacy.

To be honest, I've never heard that phrase used before. I suppose you can be intimate with a sphincter. I am unsure however it is wise to buy it chocolate and flowers.... ok, maybe it doesn't need chocolate.

One has to wonder how hard the marketing department was laughing when first presented with the need to explain this benefit and second when they decided on the terminology.

I mean it just opens up a wealth of opportunities to use this phrase. It has officially entered my daily lexicon.

"Ma'am do you like intimacy.... anal intimacy?"

I hope to all that is holy that someone asks me a question about this product. The bigger question is whether or not I'll be able to keep a straight face when helping them.

I'm betting not. Could you?