Friday, March 19, 2010

Thanks For Clarifying

I want to offer the most heartfelt thanks to the largest hospital provider in an area. They updated their prescriptions this past week and have helped to clarify a massive problem we have been having the past several years.

Now, when we receive a prescription, we receive this. The new part is italicized.

John Doe
123 Crackhead Blvd
Whores Galore, CA
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Ya know, we have been massively concerned that Mr. Doe was from Whores Galore, California, Romania. We take great pleasure in knowing he is from the Whores Galore, California in the US of A.

So thank you for taking the time to update this important facet to the prescriptions you send us. It was a much more important problem than the two extra sheets you fax us with each prescription. Or the fact you have three different areas to write a sig in.

You guys tackled the right problem and knocked it out of the park.

Bravo.... bravo...

1 comment:

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Yeah, and it probably took 6 months of weekly committee meetings for them to decide to do that, to.

Bozo 1: "I don't know, guys. Should it just say U.S.A.? Or U.S.? Our USA? or United States? or..."

Bozo 2: "You're right...Let's form a subcommittee for each idea, and meed back next week."