*Phone rings*
Phathead: "Good afternoon, Shittiest Pharmacy in the World"
"Hey how's it goin bud, its Josh! Is my Adderall ready?"
Phathead: "Um... ok, what's your last name Josh?"
"You don't know my last name? If you don't know my last name then, why should I give it to you?"
Phathead: "If you want to know if your prescription is ready, I have to know your last name"
"Since you don't know who I am, I'm not comfortable giving you my last name."
Phathead: "Ok...."
"Fine I'm taking my business elsewhere."
*Click*
I am such a grade A asshole for asking for the patients last name...
4 comments:
Somehow I think they missed the boat giving him adderall.
Maybe he's in the witness protection program?
You're such a scumbag for asking for his last name.
I absolutely HATE these customers. We're not friends, we don't go out for drinks, we don't wave to each other at the grocery store.... how am I supposed to know who "kim" is???? Then they get mad, like we're the bad person. Sheesh. We deal with hundreds of customers a day and ubers of names. This is one of my pet peeves.
Absolutely despicable. How are you not on a first name basis with every single customer in what is likely a busy pharmacy with countless customers being served on a daily basis?
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