Sunday, June 14, 2009

A Real Shitty New Addicition

Never underestimate the ingenuity of mankind..

It's called Jenkem and originated in Africa.

It's a homemade substance actually made from human sewage. Kids take feces and urine and put it into a bottle or jar, then cover it with a balloon. The containers put in a sunny area for a couple days until fermented. The sewage releases a gas, captured in the balloon that kids later inhale.

It's said to give off a euphoric feeling and some start hallucinating.

Authorities are now warning parents to keep an eye out.

From wifr.com


Yes kids are resorting to inhaling shit now to get high. Is this due to our slumping economy? Perhaps a crack down on drug trade?

Honestly who the hell knows. First we had cokeheads, then methheads and now we have shitheads. Life's just full of ironies isn't it?

5 comments:

Michael Guzzo said...

What the?! Unbelievable... but I like your classification.

The Ole' Apothecary said...

old George Carlin routine; he was pretending that the drug slang "shit" actually does mean feces:

customer: How much IS the shit?

dealer: " I can let you have two ounces for $20, man.

customer: Must be GOOD shit!

dealer: Yeah, it is, man. Think you'll want some papers with that?

customer: Yeah, better let me have a roll or two.

Mike said...

I'm not sure if this is really a problem in the U.S. (at least according to our friends at snopes.com).

see:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp

Love your work, though.

Brother Frankie said...

its all the left wings fault.. yup, it is..

Anonymous said...

Hoax