Weird Search Terms

Not sure if I mentioned this, but if you google 'midget transvestite porn' for some reason my blog is the first link to show up. Disturbing is it not? It due to this post here but I find it even more disturbing that at least once a week I see that that particular search term brought someone to my blog. That means someone out there really is looking for midget transvestite porn. Ugh

Other fun search terms to find my blog

Lost Testicles
Will my testacles explode?
Hobble Testicles
Can nitroquick fuck you up?
my girlfriend want to see my balls
I love tramadol
in bed problem girlfriend testicles
testicle gets twisted around?
testicle spaghetti

Obviously there is a theme here. I also get a ton of hits off of 'U-500 Insulin' and 'Qualquin'. So if you're looking for testicle information, I guess this is the place to come to. Just call me the testicle king...