I thought being in a much bigger city would provide at least slightly better prescription writing skills.
I was wrong.
Avelox 40mg/0.4mL
#5
Inject Daily For Five Days
Vytorin 10/40mg
#6
Take 1 tablets as needed prior to sexual intercourse
Lisinopril 20mg
#30
Take 1 tablet. Inject in right eye four times daily for diarrhea
Oxycontin 80mg
#120
Take 1 tablet by mouth four times daily
Refills: PRN
Somewhere, some place, Grumpy is rolling around in his office...
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Please, Phat... PLEASE tell me the first three were eScripts.
(The lattermost doesn't surprise me at all; one MD around here marks 3 refills on literally everything, C-IIs included)
I wrote all of those, just to give you material.
Love the Vytorin one. Either dropping cholesterol prior to sex improves performance OR they have the wrong V-word.
The first one's actually plausible. Avelox can be dosed intravenously. :)
The last two were e-Rxs, the first one was a good ole handwritten script
@Mike -
Avelox isn't available in that dose and I've never seen a script come across it for retail administration... well at least one that was supposed to be filled that way lol
They have them Avelox, in that dosage at the hospitals...
OH, shit---there's more to lisinopril than meets the eye!
@David - I thought Avelox IV was only available in 250 mL pre-mixed bags
How 'bout this:
fosamax #30
1 po qd weekly
best one isn't an e-rx.. it's from a dr that should have retired 10 years ago the old fart... since this patient doesn't want "oxycodone"..
he wrote for..
wait for it...........
oxycotton. (not to be confused with "oxycodont")
I still crack up 5 days later.
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