Normally I would stray away from helping Big Pharma, but I had a thought today on a drug they could make. Why this has not been created yet I really have no idea because it is utterly brilliant. Shit if they won't do it, I'll do it myself.
Ladies and Gentleman I present to you the birth control of the 21st century - Ortho-Van
What it is Ortho-Van you may ask? Why its a multiphasic birth control. What makes it so special? It adds a 10 day cycle of Ativan.
Now that you have picked your jaws up off the floor, how fucking genius is that idea? This may have something to do with the fact I just dealt with 3 women in a row with raging PMS, but I think its something that would help society as a whole. Think its time for me to make a phone call..
3 comments:
Wow dude. Great Idea.
-S
I have a few people you could test this on.
Where can I sign up??
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