How I'm Going To Be A Millionare

I am going to create a 1-900 number just for the elderly to sit and talk about how their dog is having pooping problems. Hell I'll charge by the five minutes instead of by the minute. You know how much goddamn money I could make? Shit I could buy Canada with that kind of money. I mean I spent 45 minutes on the phone just now. Fuck pharmacy, I think I just found my true calling...