I have no other explanation for this. I can see a bottle or can of Mountain Dew and start craving it. I can think of a bottle or can of Mountain Dew, and start craving it. I know its not the caffeine because I switched to the caffeine free Dew for a while just to test that theory. Its like my body needs it.So I have come to the conclusion that Mountain Dew contains crack. To me theres no other obvious solution to the problem. Perhaps this is PepsiCo's plan... kind of like the cigarettes companies.
Eh screw it, I'm goin to the store to get me a Dew!
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