So I think I may be a genius...

When I'm bored in class, which is usually quite often (seriously take some business classes after dealing with biochem, it's a breeze) I come up with these killer ideas for if I ran a business. At times they are of genius quality and I astound those around me. Other times I just sound like a jackass, but I still think they're a damned good idea. I thought it would be a good idea to share my genius with the rest of the world...

Pharmacy/Strip Joint
The busiest pharmacy I have ever worked in shared a building with a strip joint. Coincidence? I think not! Think about it, you can get your Viagra, condoms, KY, Acyclovir and lap dance all in a one stop shop! Shit Wal-Mart hasn't even thought of something like that yet. Hell maybe we could run a deal where for every four prescriptions you get filled you get a free lap dance. I'm telling you it would work, you'll see.

Bar Additions
I like to drink, but then again who doesn't. I also like to eat when I drink. I see a need to own a bar at some point and my life and to join these two needs. Why isn't there a bar with a mini donut machine? Seriously how the hell has someone not thought of this? We could sell corn dogs, nachos, Pizza Rolls, brownies, all sorts of good shit like that. And you know most of that stuff would be sold out every night. Next time you're hammered at a bar, think of how nice it would be to have a bag of mini donuts in front of you and you'll understand.

Karaoke Paintball
Sure karaoke can be fun if you're hammered. It can also be down right painful at times. Why not give the audience an option of shooting the singer if they can't sing? It sure as hell would give drunk people more ambition to sing the actual lines and sound good. Plus it would be fun as hell, who doesn't like paintballs?

These are but a few of the multitude of genius thoughts in my head. You can admit it, you're nodding your head going 'My God those are some damn fine ideas." My deed is done for the day now