I Am So Smrt!

Granted I had 9 days off work, but obviously the dipshits were just waiting for me to arrive back at the drug store. Lets start a list of the idiots I have had to deal with today:

• Had a woman come in and ask if there was a marijuana test she could by that uses hair. I told her no, that would require complicated blood work done in a lab. She then goes, "So I can't do that at home?"
• Received a prescription for a gentleman with the first name Raymundo. First thought in my head was a guy coming in who looked as if he hadn't showered in days, was drunk and possibly didn't remember his own name. Sure enough I was correct as a shaggy, smelly man who reeked of whisky came to the county and asked "Is there pain pills for... Raymundo?" Classic
• Someone called and asked if I knew where to get party supplies. I suggested looking in the yellow pages under party supplies. The woman thanked me.
• A woman asked me if Diet Mountain Dew was really diet or if it was a conspiracy by the soda companies to get you to buy it.
• When I first arrived there was a gentleman rocking out in one of the waiting chairs. He proceeded to tell me that "He loves AC/DC". Hey Jude was what he was actually rocking out to.
• And finally I had a woman, a blonde nonetheless, ask me if she put on sunscreen under her clothes, if that would prevent her from getting sunburned. Ended up just kinda staring at her for a few minutes after that one -Edit: I have since found out that this is a legit question so I retract my uneducated remark. Was still strange to hear though

Its such a joy to be back...