The November Miss Medication Contest!

Brought to you by Amnesteem® (For when you care more about your acne then birth defects) and NuvaRing® (The trampoline for your fun spot!) I present to you the November Miss Medication Contest! This month's contestant is one which has always been deemed pretty regardless of the effect it may have on a person and can help loosen up even the stiffest individual.

I present to you, this month's prettiest medication, Ms. Docusate Sodium!




Hailing from many varying origins, from the land of Watson, to the island of Qualitest, to the beaches of Valu-rite and the mountains of Leader, she has traveled far and wide. Constantly referred to as 'Poopy-head' while growing up, she has shown that she can indeed soften the stools of the most hardened kind. She takes pride in helping people flow and be more regular then they would upon their own accord. Often she cares for thus under a chronic narcotic regiment, a sign that she truly cares! If your bran muffin isn't doing it to you, I suggest you see our November medication of the month, Ms. Docusate Sodium!